Wanted...dopey couriers
Time for a new job?
John Newman
Fed up with jousting manic traffic to deliver packages, pizzas and assorted takeaway food to the metropolitan population of UK cities? Well here's an opportunity to expand your CV and biking horizons.
The burgeoning California cannabis market is creating new opportunities for motorcycle couriers. An established company in San Francisco is advertising for riders to deliver supplies of 'medical' cannabis across the city.
You can use one of their bikes, and they ask for knowledge of the city's streets. But any UK courier worth their salt could sort out their routes in no time. The company says it has assembled a roster of 'fun, funky people that value respect, open communication, team play and a spirit of adventure'.
Benefits include a starting rate of $15 an hour, plus tips, free samples and discounts on their products. You'll also have the opportunity to acquire knowledge of 'medical' cannabis.
Unfortunately, we don't have any application details for this company. But if you want to head out west it's easy to find cannabis delivery companies online. Try
www.foggydazedelivery.com.
Comments
18/01/17 - Career change
18/01/17 - Should I apply
18/01/17 - Coming!
18/01/17 - I wish!.
18/01/17 - Deliveroo drivers flooding to apply
19/01/17 - And crashing in to each other in the process.
18/01/17 - Surely that's posession with intent to distribute? *I'll get me coat*
18/01/17 - the dream haha
19/01/17 - imagine they'd get jacked up on the reg haha
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